Googling "Jordan Rock"

Apparently Chris Rock has a brother with whom I share a name. Unfortunately, he's not funny at all. Upon googling my name I found numerous links of the wanna-be comedian Jordan Rock's horrible audition on the show Last Comic Standing. I watched the video and it was pretty bad. Fortunately, that wasn't the only reference to my name on google. I also found links to the Rock Wool company located in Jordan, Louis Jordan's induction into the Rock and Roll hall of fame, and a facebook note (written by Funny-or-Die) calling for Michael Jordan to rock a Hitler mustache. In later links (like around page 50), I found a blog that mentioned the adult film starlet Jana Jordan's rock band "Pajamaband". Maybe some day I will have accomplished something large enough to shadow a porn-star's band on a search engine.